This joke was posted by my brother and cousin, Akinwale Akingbade. I am reproducing it here with his permission, and I have taken the liberty to give it a title, and tweak it a bit for your enjoyment. Happy reading and God bless.
A pilot was transporting some mentally challenged patients from Lagos Nigeria, to a psychiatric facility in Johannesburg, South Africa. Along the way, the patients became very noisy, restless, and uncontrollable, and the cabin crew became justifiably worried.
Suddenly, one of the patients stormed into the Pilot’s cockpit, and the following conversation ensued between himself and the Pilot.
Patient: Teach me how to fly this plane right now!
Pilot: OK, I will, but under one condition.
Patient: And what is it?
Pilot: You have to control your friends, and get them to keep quiet.
The patient looked at the Pilot intently, as if he was calculating his next line of action. Then all of a sudden, he left the cabin, ran to his friends, and had an inaudible conversation with them. About five minutes later, he came back to the Pilot, who by then had noticed that the plane had become unbelievably quiet! Then, they resumed their conversation as follows:
Pilot: Wow! Your friends are very quiet now; how did you accomplish this great feat?
Patient: Very easy! I just opened a door, and asked them to go out for some fresh air!
*Attention please: This joke is only meant to brighten your day; it has nothing to do with religion. Thank you.
Dr Adedayo Stoney Adegbulu is the author of About God! Undeniable Facts & Testimonies