THE BIGGEST ‘RETAILER’ IN THE WORLD

I heard about this young lady, who decided to weed her garden one sunny afternoon. For the task, she used a hand weeder, and her friend was around to keep her company! She was so engrossed with what she was doing, and the chat she was having with her friend, that she didn’t notice a cat lying in her track. She ended up cutting his tail with her tool, and she only realized what she had done, upon hearing the deafening yell of the cat, and seeing a trail of blood everywhere.

Of course, she was moved with compassion for the poor animal, and she rushed to him immediately, picked him and his cut tail up, and told her friend she was going to Walmart. The following short conversation then took place between them:

Friend: (In disbelief, shouted) W-A-L-M-A-R-T! Why on earth would you want to go to Walmart with an injured cat, and his amputated tail?

Young Lady: Helloooo! W-A-L-M-A-R-T is the biggest RETAILER in the world! Can’t you get it? What is wrong with your knowledge these days?

*Attention please: This joke is only meant to brighten your day; it has nothing to do with religion. Thank you.

Dr Adedayo Stoney Adegbulu is the author of About God! Undeniable Facts & Testimonies

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