I heard about this man who was quietly reading the newspaper, legs crossed, and really enjoying himself in his family living room. Suddenly, his wife came in, and hit him real hard on the head with a frying pan. The following conversation then ensued between them.
Husband: (Surprised and in pain, shouted) Honey, what was that for?
Wife: That was for the piece of paper I found in your pocket, with the name Sandra Richards boldly written on it.
Husband: Oh, come off it darling, that is just one the horses I bet on at the race track last week.
Wife: I am so, so, sorry love. Please forgive me; I will never hit you again.
Husband: That is fine honey; you almost killed me though.
Two days later, as he was brushing his teeth in the bathroom, his wife came in, and hit him very hard on the head with a bigger frying pan.
Husband: Honey, not again; what was that for?
Wife: YOUR HORSE JUST CALLED!
*Attention please: This joke is only meant to brighten your day; it has nothing to do with religion. Thank you.
Dr Adedayo Stoney Adegbulu is the author of About God! Undeniable Facts & Testimonies